Breaking News: Musicians Are Sexy.

I often date musicians and rarely read The Economist.
This year’s painfully obvious Holiday Double Issue Cover Article proves my reasoning for both.

Samples of its rote ridiculousness: “Anecdotal evidence linking music to sexual success is strong.”
“The more mellifluous the singer, the more dexterous the harpist, the more mates he attracts.”
“Like CHEESECAKE, music sates an appetite that nature cannot.” ←cheesecake?!
Here is the link to the full article so my citations are clear: The Economist HAS LOST IT’S MIND.

Posted on Monday, December 22nd, 2008 at 1:45 am and is filed under Proclamations. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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