There is so much to say about the UK band Telegraphs. This five-some is great at what they do and people are catching on.  Instead of ranting about their brilliance, however, I’m giving you their own words and a chance to find out for yourself! • Badass Music • Brand New Artsy Video • Free Song Download! •

               Aung    &    Hattie    &   Darcy    &    Sam    &    Darren  

Presenting a WEALTH OF CRAZY from across the pond:

Darcy: “I have a tendency to sleep walk… more than a few times I have awoken in various different places in my house and for some reason when I come too I’m usually playing air guitar!”

Aung: “I have an aversion to spelling/grammatical mistakes in public places, such as shop front signs, magazines/newspapers etc. - whoever allows them through often deserves to be taken behind the cattle shed and shot. When I see these spelling mistakes I feel compelled to take photographic evidence.”   

Sam: “I have a massive issue with the volume setting on a radio. It has to be set to an even number. So if someone sets the volume to 11, for example, I have to bump it up 1 notch to 12 or down 1 notch to 10.”

Hattie: “I’m quite the fruitloop when I get going…” (Hattie’s insanity took up the whole page so check back next week for the rant in its entirety.)

Darren: “I am obsessed with statistics and facts. I often compile said facts in a spreadsheet and file them fastidiously!”