i just can’t get enough of Tom Otterness’ 14th street subway sculptures.

NYC has always had curious ways of fixing problems.

These tree houses, for example, are supposed to be pure “art” but I think, the city commissioned them to deal with our enormous squirrel issues. Yes. These are giant squirrel houses for our giant squirrels…. or they’re just pure art…. I leave that debate up to you.

Maybe if GM had made a bunch of these instead of SUVs they’d be better off right now.

Tom Otterness is a profoundly awesome and odd artist whose work enhanced my commute to no end:

I’m not really sure what I ordered here, but apparently, I sexually harassed something at Dunkin’ Donuts ’cause clearly “even white guys gotta shout: bagel’s got back”.

Nothin’ like a healthy breakfast to start your crazy day.

I was planning on doing an intellectual post today, about the life and times and lack of mental stability of Edgar Allan Poe.  However, that was overridden when, on my walk to work, I was passed by a pink and purple plaid Hummer limo.

Take a moment to ponder that: a PINK and PURPLE PLAID HUMMER LIMOUSINE at 9:35 a.m.

Did you EVER expect to hear all of those words describing the same object?  Anyway, Poe isn’t going anywhere, so intellect will be postponed and you should check back this evening to see my low-in-quality but high-in-zaniness camera phone pic of this morning’s monstrosity.

It exists!!!