What are people DOING to their cars?!?! Taken on Phil Selesnick’s ultimate road trip.

Maybe if GM had made a bunch of these instead of SUVs they’d be better off right now.

I was planning on doing an intellectual post today, about the life and times and lack of mental stability of Edgar Allan Poe.  However, that was overridden when, on my walk to work, I was passed by a pink and purple plaid Hummer limo.

Take a moment to ponder that: a PINK and PURPLE PLAID HUMMER LIMOUSINE at 9:35 a.m.

Did you EVER expect to hear all of those words describing the same object?  Anyway, Poe isn’t going anywhere, so intellect will be postponed and you should check back this evening to see my low-in-quality but high-in-zaniness camera phone pic of this morning’s monstrosity.

It exists!!!