Affair Flowers
December 9th, 2008 Posted in Tell us how YOU are slowly losing your mind | 2 Comments »This story is too bizarre (and real) to not share…
I was walking home from work on Friday when I saw a nice looking woman carrying a gorgeous bouquet of 2 dozen lipstick pink roses (seen above, though worse for the wear). She noticed me ogling her flowers and said, “Do you like them?” — “Of course” I replied. — “Then you should have them” she said.
She obviously wasn’t picking me up (though that would have be flattering!) so I asked her how she could just give the roses away. “I have to go home” she said, “and I certainly can’t take them with me.”
So, now I wake up to this bouquet of what I like to call “affair flowers”. I guess you can’t make any assumptions about a woman you see walking down the street.
